Coke please!

GLUG GLUG GLUG! FUCK!

So you're in an eatery, you order a coke. They bring you out a glass with ice and a glass bottle of coke. Ah, thanks, that's great. BUT OH NO, they're not finished! They then proceed to pour you out the coke like they're doing you a great favour, but they do it so carelessly, pouring it out from a height and fizzing the fuck out of it! Coke, like beer, needs to be poured slowly to preserve it's fizz. Sloshing that thing about with complete disregard is no way to be a good waiter/waitress!

It's stupid, I know, but I appreciate a good tasty glass of coke and bad coke is not good!

Just a note to you waiting staff, thank you.