First blog, first comment

So, I never thought I would create such a thing as a blog. I know nobody will read this past the first time I link anyone to it, and it's understandable, I never read yours past the first time you link me.

I was going to call my blog Dead Man Talking, but some asshole had already taken this name and done the square root of fuck all with it, thus wasting the chance for me to use it. Not that I am currently a dead man, or due to die any time soon, but I could die, as could we all. So then if I did, then it would become true as someone may actually take an interest in it because I was then dead and think "holy fuck, he's dead but still talking through the power of the internet!".

Alas, this was not to be and it left me to think of something cool, but I am highly unoriginal when it comes to that sort of thing, so BOOM there it is. Highly Unoriginal.